I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I will be naked everywhere
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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