Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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