Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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