Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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