This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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