You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
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