Sponge bath it is.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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