It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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