I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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