Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
You're like the curious george of whores
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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