what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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