We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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