Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
No subtext here. People are naked.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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