If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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