The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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