Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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