i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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