Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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