Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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