She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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