party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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