Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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