its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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