Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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