just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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