he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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