People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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