So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
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