nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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