Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
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