is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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