I just made out with a guy for $7.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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