I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
my poor anus
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Randomize
