HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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