With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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