May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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