Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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