We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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