Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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