Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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