it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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