Well douche your snatch and let's go!
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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