Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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