at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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