You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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