The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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