my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
This show inspires me to have sex in space
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
