dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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