Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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