Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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