I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
