Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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