Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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