well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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